Thursday, June 16, 2016

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness (Part 6)



The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness (Part 6)

If your brain never stops working, you may need to take a vacation from yourself

South Of The Border is north of some other border

Why does food always look unappetizing on billboards?

Which smell is worse, paper plant or skunk?

A room was so bad at the Motel 6 that they had to turn the light off

Why do I have to pay more money for ice coffee than hot coffee? Is the ice really that much more expensive than water?

People with small arms will never make it in the selfie business 

How to change the world: Love someone you disagree with

I have finally memorized the Trump speech

Coffee brought my father back!

Are there Father’s Day balloons, and should we use them?

They should do a remake of Soylent Green

If you want to learn how to divide just look at our country

Do birds tweet?

As long as you continue to walk on it, your carpet will never stay clean. Where are all those stains coming from?  




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