The
offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness (Part 5)
If
you say God is a great provider, why do you complain so much?
Why
is it so hard to take out the garbage?
No
one likes emptying the dishwasher
Come
on cats, use the litter box!
Why
is it so hard to turn the lights off when you leave the room?
Coming
soon – the Trump Channel
The
best invention in my lifetime – Caller ID
Why
are there no Triple D food joints in reasonable driving distance from me?
You
know you are old when you realize your life has been recorded on VHS
My
cats are acting strange again!
To
many pictures – no place to hang them
Maybe
we should recycle people
My
smart phone is now telling me what to do – should I listen?
Why
not Pavlov’s cat?
Can
music without lyrics really be bad?
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