Thursday, December 28, 2017

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness Part 18 New Year’s Edition

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness
Part 18 New Year’s Edition

      
2018 New Year’s Resolution, same as last year, and the year before that, and the year before that…………….

NYE: Most asked question: Who’s driving?

NYE: Times Square, Ball dropping, bad lip syncing

NYE: Do I really want to spend time watching every country around 
           the world Celebrate the New Year?

NYE: Facebook: Too many drunken selfies  

NYD: Black eyed peas and ham again!

The only slight benefit of having to work on New Year’s Day: No traffic

NYD: College Football Bowl games VS 24 hours of Movie Marathons  

Not gonna take down my Christmas tree until the Trash Folks come to take it away or if I am threatened

Why won’t the Gym I checked out stop calling me?

My old self resolution…… I am gonna change this year….maybe 

Remember God will make all things new


Happy New Year




Monday, December 18, 2017

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness Part 17 Christmas Edition

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness
Part 17 Christmas Edition
      
If advertisers during Christmas tell me time is running out, why should I buy anything?

Who subs for Santa on Christmas, Hanukkah Harry?

Yuletide log VS Fruit Cake

Greatest Christmas frustration:
My Christmas tree lights stop working every year!

Why does my house look ridiculous? Combination of inflatable Christmas decorations, Laser and LED lights

Amazon same day delivery is not your Savior

Favorite Christmas Movie:  Die Hard?

Home Alone VS Home Alone 2

New Christmas Tradition: Going to see Star Wars

Extra Christmas present this year: Trump Tax cuts

The ELF is found in SELF

New Christmas Horror Movie: Santa Claws


Merry KwanzaHanuChris