1. The most ridiculous person > Me and everyone else who is not
me
2. What is so good about Molecules? > They make me feel taller
3. If I have too much time on my hands, why do I still need a
watch?
4. Can the country be divided using long division?
5. You can’t turn the world upside down and expect people to fall
off
6. How is it possible that I can move faster than my internet
speed?
7. Instead of ordering in, I want to order out
8. Don’t take driving through Starbucks literally
9. Sunday is the brightest of all days
10. If time is always running out, why is there still more time?
11. Life is like a bowl of cherries until you get to the pit
12. Most protesters are amateurs
13. Too many people fall leaning on their own understanding
