Watch out for Santa’s Claws
New
Christmas jingle: After you put up the Christmas Tree, remember to walk the dog
regularly
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Before Covid / AC
> After Covid
There is truly only one
wise man
Those little fuses never
fix my lights when they stop working
Christmas Adam comes
before Christmas Eve
Charcoal is a fine gift as
long as it comes with a BBQ Grill
Watching Christmas Movies
over and over again so I can memorize the dialogue and interrupt the movie
The greatest Christmas
of all time happened over 2000 years ago
Jesus is still more
reliable than Santa for delivering gifts
The modern Sleigh is the
Amazon delivery truck
The doorbell does not help
Angels get their wings
Before Christmas: lots
of wrap. After Christmas: lots of wrap
