The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness
Part 11 - Christmas Edition
A non PC Christmas includes:
Saying “Merry Christmas” and “Jesus is the reason for the season”
A PC Christmas includes:
Wearing a Christmas Sweater, stuffing yourself with lots of sweets,
spending lots of money you don’t have, Taking pictures of your kids and sending
it as a Christmas card, Saying Happy Holidays
The worst Christmas movie of all time:
“Santa Claus In Outer Space” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0VTijK0aJk
Least favorite Christmas eats & drinks:
“Fruit Cake” & “Egg Nog”
Least favorite Christmas gifts you didn’t ask for:
Socks, Underwear, Cheesy Christmas Sweaters, anything to do with exercise
Most misspelled Christmas related name:
“Santa Clause”
Christmas Traditions:
Watching your favorite Christmas Movies
Looking at Christmas lights
Going to Church on Christmas Eve
A Christmas Meal with family
Giving to Charity & the Needy
Opening one gift on Christmas Eve
Christmas Decorating
Sending Christmas Cards including the what we did
this past year letter
The New Jewish Santa:
“Hanukah Harry”
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hanukkah-harry/n9852?snl=1
Most overused Christmas exterior
illumination:
The Laser
Everybody mentions Christmas whether they like it or not
Black Friday is the darkest day of the Year
Too many blowup Santa’s and Frosty’s!
No room at the Inn and now no room on public property
Real Funny Christmas Movie
not too many people know about: “Nativity”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_lLpFYdKj8
Merry Christmas Everyone!
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