Monday, October 23, 2017

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness Part 16

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness
Part 16
      
Why are rest areas so busy?
 
Why do people continue to joke about someone saying they need to get gas?
 
Has anyone ever said something is bad music to their ears?
 
Spiritual investments are more secure than financial ones.
 
The new sitcom is politics.

It is possible to get so confused that you end up not being confused any more.
 
PC Moment: You need to say immigrants from another planet.
 
People love to hate your ideas.
 
How do you make fun of chicken? You roast it.
 
Crazy dream; you buy a car with all the bells and whistles and you end up getting just bells and whistles.
 
When is a turkey dinner not a turkey dinner? When it’s Thanksgiving.
 
New kind of hot dog from Oscar Mayer: The Hallow Weenie.
 
Irony: When people are hated for wanting to love others  





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