Monday, February 6, 2017

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness Part 13

The offsetting reality of intergalactic weirdness
Part 13

Super Bowl 51 – Trumps wins again!

If the polls are always wrong why do we take them?

Most over used word – “Huge” or “Uge”

People are eating more nuts and are now acting like them

The Hypocrite Society is full and no longer taking new members

People used to hold up peace signs with their fingers but now everyone is saying read between the lines

There are new apps that can tell a person’s ideology by the way they drive  

If before and after are the same, and now is different, what happened?  

Headline: 
people are pleased to welcome refugees who stay in other people’s towns

Headline from the Future: 
Everybody has a job but nobody is working anymore

Headline: 
Republicans stop drinking coffee roasted in Democratic states

Headline: 
Democrats decide to turn up the “heat” on global warming, but “cool off” during the coldest winter in 50 years


Headline from the Future: 
People decide to start getting along.  News Business takes a big hit


Have a great day..............Dave



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